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About Me

If you had an infinite amount of time and a lot of monkeys and typewriters, you would ... well, you would get a whole lot of gibberish. That whole infinite monkey theorem is bogus.


What's my point? When you need your car fixed, most of us don't try to do it ourselves. You take it to a mechanic. Likewise, when you need effective copy that drives whatever response you're hoping to elicit from your target audience, you turn to a skilled copywriter, not a monkey.* 

So why me?

I have 25 years of experience across a variety of industries, including animal and human healthcare, pharma, education, retail, telecommunications, finance, nonprofit, and technology. 


That makes me a chameleon capable of easily adapting to your brand's voice, and I bring both the creative instinct and editorial precision to make your words work harder. Translating complex ideas into clear, compelling copy that resonates is my specialty. 

Core skills

  • Copywriting & Content Creation
  • Copyediting & Proofreading
  • Content Management
  • Content Strategy & Planning
  • Web Content Strategy & Development
  • Large-scale Website Builds & Redesigns
  • Rebranding & Repositioning
  • User Experience
  • Campaign Concepting
  • Brand Voice & Messaging Development
  • Team Leadership & Mentorship

Projects

I've done long form and short form, and I've worked across every format from hospital resource guides to sales enablement, conference signage to postcards, and more. If it can be written, I've written it.


  • Digital: websites, landing pages, email campaigns, banner ads, social media, digital signage, blogs, interactive community content, newsletters
  • Print: brochures, one-pagers, sell sheets, direct mail, catalogs, inserts, signage, POS materials, print ads, articles
  • Strategic: brand voice & tone guidelines, messaging frameworks, style guides, creative briefs
  • Scripts & Media: video, telephone, presentations, transcripts
  • Miscellaneous/specialized: product descriptions, educational materials, thought pieces, white papers, taglines, UX copy, accessibility-compliant copy, product naming 

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* Not that I have anything against monkeys. I just don't think they make good writers. A 2002 experiment testing the theorem yielded five pages that consisted mostly of the letter "S."

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